Want to know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like. And I know that babies taste the best.

Know your place. Accept your place.

Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope.

Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (2013)

It’s time to go home.

I’ll give it all I’ve got.

Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast as we wind our way up the Golden Mile.

I consider jealously to be insulting to you and degrading to me. I have no right to inquire into your feelings. They concern only your conscience.

“Blue Moon." I used to know the words. I knew the words. Now they’re all a jumble.

You don’t look happy.